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Kroger Thunderdome
01:50
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That bitch took the last fucking turkey in the store
And I'm going to fucking punch her she's a stupid whore
I'm so glad I didn't wear heels today cause I'm gonna chase that bitch
She's got one of this season's Michael Kors bags I bet she's fucking rich
I need that turkey you're a cunt
I need that turkey for my family
She's going to ruin my Thanksgiving
Chase her down with my shopping cart and maybe wheel it at her
Please baby stop crying cause you're attracting too much attention
That fake-breasted bitch how the hell did she get the last turkey here
I promised your father we'd have a good Thanksgiving this year
How did she make it to the checkout line before me
Entitled fucking rich girl I bet she lives in First Colony
I guess we're having ham this year I hope your dad doesn't yell at me
It doesn't matter that's what he gets for that secret vacation with his secretary
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I heard you drove by my parents' house again last Thursday night
I haven't lived there for a year or so now in case you haven't heard
And I don't have your number saved in my phone so every time you text me
I think you're someone I don't know and then things get real creepy
When you tell me that you miss me
And I remember who you are
And why I stopped communicating with you in the first place
We had some good times in the context of the time they were happening
But we were both in awful places just kinda trying not to spend
Too much time dwelling on the things that were eating us alive
And sweetie maybe things are better left in the past
A great man once told me only a fool would trust his life to a weapon
But I kicked his ass with stun grenades
And years went by and I went back to visit him again
And just got sad.
Nostalgia's a bitch.
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Trust Fund Crust Punks
01:41
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You spent way too money to look like you're poor
And drink nothing but cheap booze and you think you're hardcore
You're squatting in a house that's paid for by a trust fund
So that's not squatting you're just stupid I can't take it anymore
You didn't have to work your ass off to get good instruments
And you play three chord songs about fake anger to get your stupid kicks
Hang out with sketchy kids who just like your money
Spend too much cash on bad rare 7" from obscure bands from overseas
Trust fund crust punks with too much cash run back to your daddy's mansions
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Furry Fiesta
02:32
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Vorarephilia, vorarephilia I got to be swallowed whole, by a dragoness
Unbirthed by Moltres, up the vagina, I am loving this vore time
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, inside Sephiroth’s stomach
I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole
Shrinking down to an inch tall to be swallowed by Aeris
Going through a full trip of Lugia, scat and urine
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Macrophilia often a vore situation
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
I want to stay in a Bengal tigers stomach alive, vorarephilia, vorarephilia
There’s vaginal vore, unbirth, oral vore, swallowing, and more out there to explore.
in the catgirl’s mouth, about ready to be swallowed
Lugia swallowed me whole, inside Lugia’s stomach alive
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Being swallowed
Being swallowed, by a wild bird, inside the bird’s stomach, pooped out the other side
I want to stay in a Bengal tiger’s stomach alive
There’s female genital vore, unbirth, oral vore, swallowing, and more out there to explore.
Vorarephilia, I am a voraphile, want to be swallowed whole by a girl
Hentai, vore, giantess, bestiality all summed up to in this fantasy
Looking at vore pics, eka’s portal, voraphiles connect
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Macrophilia often a vore situation
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
A Female Bengal tiger swallowed me whole, after shrinking down
I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole
Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia,
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I am a Rocket Ship
02:30
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I am a rocket ship
Soaring through space high above the earth
I am a rocket ship
Going to distant planets all of the time
I am a rocket ship
We'll go meet our friends in Sector 9
I am a rocket ship
Going to distant planets all the time
Flying through the milky way
Finding new planets everyday
Going to Venus, Going to Mars
Going to Uranus, Going to Pluto
Waving to the astronauts
Docking at the space station for a space station feast
Going to sleep in zero gravity
Saying goodbye then going to a planet
I am a rocket ship
Soaring across space all the time
I am a rocket ship
It's an adventure every day
Docking for fuel
Making friends with the aliens
Flying around and around and around
Space is the best
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Profoundomnity
00:55
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Everything is pointless
Everything is dumb
Get drunk and steal a car
Drive it off a bridge
Put a post-it note on your head saying "THIS IS ART" in all caps
You'll probably change someone's life if your corpse is intact
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Ostrich Farm
01:56
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Down on the Ostrich Farm
Nothing ever happens
And nothing happens to me
Anyway so I don't care
I have to feed the ostriches
And trim off some of their feathers
And trade them to townspeople
For shit I don't need
The boredom doesn't kill me
And life moves really slowly
When nothing ever happens
You'll love mundanity
It makes me drink far too much
And act hysterically
This place it steals my days
And at nights I can't sleep
Down on the Ostrich Farm
Nothing ever happens
And nothing happens to me
Anyway so I don't care
If I don't feed the ostriches
They'll just get rid of me
We're all disposable here
In the end nothing matters.
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I can't believe you're a real human being
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, still, you're just as real as me
One of three real Teddy Boys in America or so you claim
I can't believe you're a real human being
I guess I'd let you cut my fucking hair
But those face tattoos and that sweet-ass suit I have to stop and stare
And it's cool you have a look you like and try to keep it hardline
But I can't understand why you're not your own indvidual human being
Teddy Boy Greg, Edwardian Barber
The best motherfucking barber in all of LA
What the shit, you're a real-life human being
You used to be a punker
Now you're not, but you're the same human being
You used to be a goth kid
But now you're not, but you're the same human being
You still like women's feet
But you're still the same as when you were a goth kid and a punker, what the fuck?
Man, I don't get you but I'd let you cut my hair
Cut my hair, I'll fly down to LA man, cut my goddamn hair
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Revive Zordon
02:02
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Thanksgiving's not happening this year
They put up Christmas stuff right after Halloween
And I'm working and I fear
That maybe they couldn't make enough money off food somehow
And Thanksgiving got canceled this year
Corporate america has a great way of ruining things I love
Like indie rock, Holidays and videogames
Go fuck yourselves you fucking assholes
I'll skullfuck your fucking fuck fuck
Stay away from Thanksgiving
Don't laugh because you're part of the problem
You bought a Mumford and Sons album
Instead of one from a better band
If you had bought from Bandcamp your $10 woulda gone straight to them
And they could've bought a day or two of food
I can rant about dumb paranoid shit as much as I want
Because nobody's listening to this song.
And I'll probably never play it live
And it won't fucking matter
I can't believe you listened to this whole dumb song
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Pozload
01:23
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Come over here boy
I'll insert my wisdom into you
I hope you're not ready, I feel better
Sharing with the ignorant and unused
I've got a gift for you
Be careful who you trust these days
Everyone wants to stab you in the back
Maybe me too
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That's cool your parents told you God is real
And you're going to Hell for being a fucking faggot
But Jesus was the ultimate plot device and people forget that
His existence pretty much retcons all those parts in the Old Testament
People use to validate their hate
So if you're going to hell for faggotry then they can burn there too
for eating shrimp, touching things while menstruating or after ejaculating or eating mutton
But if he died for your sins and you believe he fucking died for them
Then that gets rid of all the sin and you can sodomize your partner
Happy buttfuck
Hallelujah
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Thanksgiving 2006
01:26
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Keep your nose clean boy
And don't cause trouble
Don't talk they'll think you're weird
There out there watching your every move
Don't embarrass me, you hear?
They won't like you for who you are
Only what you could be
Don't do anything that might seem weird
Your strangeness reflects back on me
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Spring Break '97
18:06
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GUWANGE Houston, Texas
RIP 2010-2014.
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