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DRUNKEN HIPSTER BULLSHIT: Acoustic 2010​-​2013

by GUWANGE

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    I FOUND AN INSANE AMOUNT OF THESE WHILE I WAS MOVING. NOW ONLY A DOLLAR.

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That bitch took the last fucking turkey in the store And I'm going to fucking punch her she's a stupid whore I'm so glad I didn't wear heels today cause I'm gonna chase that bitch She's got one of this season's Michael Kors bags I bet she's fucking rich I need that turkey you're a cunt I need that turkey for my family She's going to ruin my Thanksgiving Chase her down with my shopping cart and maybe wheel it at her Please baby stop crying cause you're attracting too much attention That fake-breasted bitch how the hell did she get the last turkey here I promised your father we'd have a good Thanksgiving this year How did she make it to the checkout line before me Entitled fucking rich girl I bet she lives in First Colony I guess we're having ham this year I hope your dad doesn't yell at me It doesn't matter that's what he gets for that secret vacation with his secretary
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I heard you drove by my parents' house again last Thursday night I haven't lived there for a year or so now in case you haven't heard And I don't have your number saved in my phone so every time you text me I think you're someone I don't know and then things get real creepy When you tell me that you miss me And I remember who you are And why I stopped communicating with you in the first place We had some good times in the context of the time they were happening But we were both in awful places just kinda trying not to spend Too much time dwelling on the things that were eating us alive And sweetie maybe things are better left in the past A great man once told me only a fool would trust his life to a weapon But I kicked his ass with stun grenades And years went by and I went back to visit him again And just got sad. Nostalgia's a bitch.
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You spent way too money to look like you're poor And drink nothing but cheap booze and you think you're hardcore You're squatting in a house that's paid for by a trust fund So that's not squatting you're just stupid I can't take it anymore You didn't have to work your ass off to get good instruments And you play three chord songs about fake anger to get your stupid kicks Hang out with sketchy kids who just like your money Spend too much cash on bad rare 7" from obscure bands from overseas Trust fund crust punks with too much cash run back to your daddy's mansions
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Furry Fiesta 02:32
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Vorarephilia, vorarephilia I got to be swallowed whole, by a dragoness Unbirthed by Moltres, up the vagina, I am loving this vore time Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, inside Sephiroth’s stomach I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole Shrinking down to an inch tall to be swallowed by Aeris Going through a full trip of Lugia, scat and urine Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system Macrophilia often a vore situation Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system I want to stay in a Bengal tigers stomach alive, vorarephilia, vorarephilia There’s vaginal vore, unbirth, oral vore, swallowing, and more out there to explore. in the catgirl’s mouth, about ready to be swallowed Lugia swallowed me whole, inside Lugia’s stomach alive Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system Being swallowed Being swallowed, by a wild bird, inside the bird’s stomach, pooped out the other side I want to stay in a Bengal tiger’s stomach alive There’s female genital vore, unbirth, oral vore, swallowing, and more out there to explore. Vorarephilia, I am a voraphile, want to be swallowed whole by a girl Hentai, vore, giantess, bestiality all summed up to in this fantasy Looking at vore pics, eka’s portal, voraphiles connect Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system Macrophilia often a vore situation Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system A Female Bengal tiger swallowed me whole, after shrinking down I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia,
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I am a rocket ship Soaring through space high above the earth I am a rocket ship Going to distant planets all of the time I am a rocket ship We'll go meet our friends in Sector 9 I am a rocket ship Going to distant planets all the time Flying through the milky way Finding new planets everyday Going to Venus, Going to Mars Going to Uranus, Going to Pluto Waving to the astronauts Docking at the space station for a space station feast Going to sleep in zero gravity Saying goodbye then going to a planet I am a rocket ship Soaring across space all the time I am a rocket ship It's an adventure every day Docking for fuel Making friends with the aliens Flying around and around and around Space is the best
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Everything is pointless Everything is dumb Get drunk and steal a car Drive it off a bridge Put a post-it note on your head saying "THIS IS ART" in all caps You'll probably change someone's life if your corpse is intact
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Ostrich Farm 01:56
Down on the Ostrich Farm Nothing ever happens And nothing happens to me Anyway so I don't care I have to feed the ostriches And trim off some of their feathers And trade them to townspeople For shit I don't need The boredom doesn't kill me And life moves really slowly When nothing ever happens You'll love mundanity It makes me drink far too much And act hysterically This place it steals my days And at nights I can't sleep Down on the Ostrich Farm Nothing ever happens And nothing happens to me Anyway so I don't care If I don't feed the ostriches They'll just get rid of me We're all disposable here In the end nothing matters.
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I can't believe you're a real human being I guess I shouldn't be surprised, still, you're just as real as me One of three real Teddy Boys in America or so you claim I can't believe you're a real human being I guess I'd let you cut my fucking hair But those face tattoos and that sweet-ass suit I have to stop and stare And it's cool you have a look you like and try to keep it hardline But I can't understand why you're not your own indvidual human being Teddy Boy Greg, Edwardian Barber The best motherfucking barber in all of LA What the shit, you're a real-life human being You used to be a punker Now you're not, but you're the same human being You used to be a goth kid But now you're not, but you're the same human being You still like women's feet But you're still the same as when you were a goth kid and a punker, what the fuck? Man, I don't get you but I'd let you cut my hair Cut my hair, I'll fly down to LA man, cut my goddamn hair
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Thanksgiving's not happening this year They put up Christmas stuff right after Halloween And I'm working and I fear That maybe they couldn't make enough money off food somehow And Thanksgiving got canceled this year Corporate america has a great way of ruining things I love Like indie rock, Holidays and videogames Go fuck yourselves you fucking assholes I'll skullfuck your fucking fuck fuck Stay away from Thanksgiving Don't laugh because you're part of the problem You bought a Mumford and Sons album Instead of one from a better band If you had bought from Bandcamp your $10 woulda gone straight to them And they could've bought a day or two of food I can rant about dumb paranoid shit as much as I want Because nobody's listening to this song. And I'll probably never play it live And it won't fucking matter I can't believe you listened to this whole dumb song
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Pozload 01:23
Come over here boy I'll insert my wisdom into you I hope you're not ready, I feel better Sharing with the ignorant and unused I've got a gift for you Be careful who you trust these days Everyone wants to stab you in the back Maybe me too
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That's cool your parents told you God is real And you're going to Hell for being a fucking faggot But Jesus was the ultimate plot device and people forget that His existence pretty much retcons all those parts in the Old Testament People use to validate their hate So if you're going to hell for faggotry then they can burn there too for eating shrimp, touching things while menstruating or after ejaculating or eating mutton But if he died for your sins and you believe he fucking died for them Then that gets rid of all the sin and you can sodomize your partner Happy buttfuck Hallelujah
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Keep your nose clean boy And don't cause trouble Don't talk they'll think you're weird There out there watching your every move Don't embarrass me, you hear? They won't like you for who you are Only what you could be Don't do anything that might seem weird Your strangeness reflects back on me
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released March 22, 2013

All songs written and performed by Rex Nabours III as Guwange except track 7 (lyrics by JustinRPG) and track 12 (lyrics by Christian Weston Chandler).

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My new band as of the 2020's is called Yarler, please check us out at www.yarler.website

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