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THANKSGIVING EP

by GUWANGE

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1.
That bitch took the last fucking turkey in the store And I'm going to fucking punch her she's a stupid whore I'm so glad I didn't wear heels today cause I'm gonna chase that bitch She's got one of this season's Michael Kors bags I bet she's fucking rich I need that turkey you're a cunt I need that turkey for my family She's going to ruin my Thanksgiving Chase her down with my shopping cart and maybe wheel it at her Please baby stop crying cause you're attracting too much attention That fake-breasted bitch how the hell did she get the last turkey here I promised your father we'd have a good Thanksgiving this year How did she make it to the checkout line before me Entitled fucking rich girl I bet she lives in First Colony I guess we're having ham this year I hope your dad doesn't yell at me It doesn't matter that's what he gets for that secret vacation with his secretary
2.
Thanksgiving's not happening this year They put up Christmas stuff right after Halloween And I'm working and I fear That maybe they couldn't make enough money off food somehow And Thanksgiving got canceled this year Corporate america has a great way of ruining things I love Like indie rock, Holidays and videogames Go fuck yourselves you fucking assholes I'll skullfuck your fucking fuck fuck Stay away from Thanksgiving Don't laugh because you're part of the problem You bought a Mumford and Sons album Instead of one from a better band If you had bought from Bandcamp your $10 woulda gone straight to them And they could've bought a day or two of food I can rant about dumb paranoid shit as much as I want Because nobody's listening to this song. And I'll probably never play it live And it won't fucking matter I can't believe you listened to this whole dumb song
3.
I'm gonna eat so much Turkey till I pass out So I can avoid talking to family for too long Always making awkward judgement calls And asking why I don't play Christian rock And if a God exists I don't even think I'd play it Cause it sucks, most of it sucks Except the Bad Brains but they don't claim themselves as that And they're black and smoke pot so no one in that scene would accept them even if they love Jesus One day I'll be head of a household and have to run Thanksgiving That'll be interesting I guess I hope I can figure out how to cut a turkey and stuff before that happens I have about 20 years before that so I'll worry about it then Gonna go into a food coma and have weird dreams Then go meet up with Jimmy and go black friday shopping My stomach feels like that dude's head at the beginning of Scanners
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This is not a song about how we fucked over the indians This is not a song about how we fucked over the indians White people kinda suck in general Most people kinda suck in general Be thankful for the people you know who don't suck Be thankful for the people you know who don't suck You should hug them and you should stuff them with food Love each other because you could die in an hour Love each other because you could die in minutes Call your best friend and tell them you love them Call your mom if you're on good terms Stuff your face something something America

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"Why did you give it four legs? Turkeys don't have four fucking legs, just so you know" - Kassi

Also, as far as my beef with Christian music goes I forgot about the other good Christian band, noise musician Black Magic Marker. I guess Stryper was cool too. I just don't get that whole scene though. It's weird and creepy, just like organized religion in general.

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released November 9, 2012

Guitar/vocals - Rex Nabours III

Recorded 11/9/2012 in an apartment in Webster, TX.

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GUWANGE Houston, Texas

RIP 2010-2014.

My new band as of the 2020's is called Yarler, please check us out at www.yarler.website

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