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  • DRUNKEN HIPSTER BULLSHIT: Acoustic 2010-2013 CD
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    I FOUND AN INSANE AMOUNT OF THESE WHILE I WAS MOVING. NOW ONLY A DOLLAR.

    Special release "best-of" compilation featuring rare and previously unreleased material. Cover photo by Nam Ta (namtagraphy.flickr.com). Tracklisting and liner notes available on the album page.

    Includes unlimited streaming of DRUNKEN HIPSTER BULLSHIT: Acoustic 2010-2013 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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I've been talking about making a Thanksgiving album for years and finally knocked one out one afternoon in one sitting. As usual, I started off with grandiose ideas (it was going to be a gaudy, acoustic rock opera about the first Thanksgiving) and it turned into something completely different.

Kroger Thunderdome is pretty much the grand sum of everything I've ever worked towards in the however many years I've been writing shitty punk songs. I expected no one to ever listen to this album and I was right, but they at least stuck it out through this one before turning it off (according to Bandcamp stats at least).

lyrics

That bitch took the last fucking turkey in the store
And I'm going to fucking punch her she's a stupid whore
I'm so glad I didn't wear heels today cause I'm gonna chase that bitch
She's got one of this season's Michael Kors bags I bet she's fucking rich

I need that turkey you're a cunt
I need that turkey for my family
She's going to ruin my Thanksgiving

Chase her down with my shopping cart and maybe wheel it at her
Please baby stop crying cause you're attracting too much attention
That fake-breasted bitch how the hell did she get the last turkey here
I promised your father we'd have a good Thanksgiving this year

How did she make it to the checkout line before me
Entitled fucking rich girl I bet she lives in First Colony
I guess we're having ham this year I hope your dad doesn't yell at me
It doesn't matter that's what he gets for that secret vacation with his secretary

credits

from DRUNKEN HIPSTER BULLSHIT: Acoustic 2010​-​2013, released March 22, 2013
Recorded November 8th, 2012 at Rellandi House (Pearland, TX)
Originally released November 8th, 2012 on the "Thanksgiving" EP

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RIP 2010-2014.

My new band as of the 2020's is called Yarler, please check us out at www.yarler.website

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